Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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