Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
