I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
His nipple licking is glorious
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