awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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