I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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