i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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