Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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