Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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