I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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