You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The uberlube is also flammable
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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