He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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