where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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