Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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