if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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