i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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