we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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