just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
