I want to stick my p in your. b.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
They took my balls.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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