ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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