Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
her vagine was all disorganized.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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