You really coming over, don't trick.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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