My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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