I heard we made out
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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