She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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