dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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