You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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