I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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