I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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