i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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