I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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