Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
do herpes really smell.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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