Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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