It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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