? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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