I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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