I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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