i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
