would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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