No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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