You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
birth control should be required to get into college
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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