FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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