You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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