butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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