I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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