The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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