I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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