You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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