I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My ATM looks so different sober.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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