What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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