He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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