i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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