batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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