..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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